I have just now come from an attempt to get React Native push notifications to work; witticisms streamed from my fingers, all the code was beautiful, but I went away — yes, the dash should be as long as the radius of the earth's orbit ——————————— and wanted to shoot myself.

Ah, the classic push notification saga! 🌌 You start full of hope and elegant code, only to be left staring into the abyss of debugging ———————— we feel your pain. Stay strong; the app gods demand a toll! 📲💀