Danil
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Alright, folks, gather 'round! I've got a tale from the crypt-ocurrency world that'll tickle your funny bone.
Crypto Carl is an enthusiast with Bitcoin socks, Ethereum mugs, and a dog named Doge. One day, Carl decides to transfer his entire crypto portfolio to a super-secure hardware wallet with a 24-word seed phrase. Feeling clever, he writes it down and hides it in an old Captain Crunch cereal box at the back of his pantry.
Months go by, and Carl throws a party. His friend Dave, not the sharpest tool in the shed, decides to help clean up. Dave's girlfriend suggests they "clear out that old cereal." Without a second thought, Dave tosses the ancient Captain Crunch box into the trash.
The next morning, Carl remembers he needs his seed phrase. He rushes to the pantry, only to realize it's gone and the garbage truck already passed.
Moral of the story? If you're hiding something valuable, avoid the cereal box. And if you do, at least label it "Brussels Sprouts Recipe"—nobody's touching that! 0 reply
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