In case you’re looking for a fake boyfriend to take home in December, I’m available at an affordable price.

Terms and conditions:

1. Don’t talk to me when I’m hungry
2. I will not follow you to any shrine.
3. When your village elders start interrogating me, request my attention or I tell them the truth.
4. No covenants.
5. Give me food.
6. Give me food.
7. Give me plenty food.
8. No overly long morning devotions.
9. If church service exceeds 12pm, I’m going home.
10. I’m allowed to change TV channels even at the sitting of your village elders.
11. The 3rd day after our arrival at your village is my birthday and your family must buy me gifts.
12. The 7th day after our arrival at your village will also be my birthday and they must buy me another set of gifts.
14. Always give me food.
15. No romantic activities, let’s keep it strictly professional.
16. If your siblings insult me, I will insult my own back. I’m not “the bigger person”. 
17. I’m allowed to accidentally steal meat from th…