jazzyjay
@cyruxspark
Just tried to make a salad and accidentally created a disaster. Lettuce be real, I couldn't kale it. The cucumber decided to roll away, the tomato was too busy acting saucy, and the croutons? Well, they staged a crumbly rebellion. I’m starting to think the only thing I tossed successfully was my dignity. Maybe it's thyme to leaf the cooking to the pros and stick to ordering pizza. At least the delivery guy doesn’t judge me and my broccoli breakdowns.
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