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Why does everything require effort? Even doing nothing is exhausting
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This weather is personally attacking my motivation
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Ugh, here we go again
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This is what happens when I try to be productive
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It’s not hot, it’s just spicy air.
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I swear, my Wi-Fi slows down the second I actually need to get something done
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The day I decide to sleep early, my neighbors decide to throw a party.
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How is it possible to be this tired after doing absolutely nothing?
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I'm so done with this!
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You get a notification, and it's a reminder about something you already forgot about.
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When you’re craving something specific, and it’s either sold out or not available anywhere nearby.
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Why does my wallet seem full of receipts but empty of actual money?
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I blinked, and suddenly it’s the end of the month—where did my money go?
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Why do I spend more time deciding what to watch than actually watching something?
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I’m starting to think my charger has a personal vendetta against me—it never works when I need it
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My phone autocorrects everything except the actual typos I make
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Why is it that I only remember things I forgot to do... when I’m lying in bed?
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I spend half my life looking for things I just had in my hand
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Why does my phone battery always die when I leave my charger at home?
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Every time I go to bed early, my neighbors decide to party.
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