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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer. 🦌
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What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear. 🐻🌧
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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy. 🍪
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. 🍌
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What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange. 🦇🍊
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. 🍝
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Bitcoin is digital gold 🏆, but my portfolio looks more like digital coal. 🏚
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Web3 is here to give power back to the users… once they figure out how to use it. 🌐
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Every time I tell myself “I’m done with crypto,” I buy another dip. 😂
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 😅
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That awkward moment when you say bye and walk in the same direction. 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️😅
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Waking up, checking prices, going back to sleep depressed. 😭📉
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"Trying to sleep but my brain wants to remember every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done. 😩" #Overthinking #MakeItStop
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Web3 is the future, but I still can’t explain it to my mom. 🤔💻
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“I’m a long-term investor” = “I’m too scared to sell at a loss” 😅
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Bitcoin to the moon? 🌕 More like to the basement first, then maybe space! 😂
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Investing in crypto = checking charts at 2 AM 🌙📊 and questioning life choices!
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Blockchain isn’t just about money—it’s about trust, transparency, and rewriting how industries operate.
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Every TrumpCoin investor thinks they’re "the chosen one" to make profits 😂👑
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TrumpCoin is the only coin where every transaction comes with a thumbs-up 👍🪙
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