The USA and China are beefing again — this time over tariffs. Uncle Sam slapped a 104% tax on Chinese EVs like, “Not in my house! 🚗💥” and China clapped back with their own 84% tariff, like “Okay, cowboy. 🐎🐉”

Meanwhile, China’s dropping AI-generated videos mocking broke Americans, ending with Trump yelling “Make America Great Again!” 😂📲

The US wants iPhones made at home, but that might push prices to $3,500. All that just to check TikTok? No thanks. 📱💸

Now crypto's sitting in the corner, watching this drama unfold with popcorn 🍿

Tension = market uncertainty, which often = crypto pump 📈
But supply chains get wrecked = mining pain 💻🔥
And global trust in the dollar? Kinda shaky 👀
So yeah... chaos for tradfi, potential fireworks for crypto 💥🪙

Next episode might be bullish. Stay tuned 🐂📺

#onchainvibes