Cryptonich
@cryptonich
so i tried to cook pasta last night right? simple stuff. boil water, add pasta, vibe. easy peasy. except i forgot to turn on the stove 💀 was just standin there for like 15 mins wonderin why the water still cold. even touched the pot like “huh weird guess it’s slow today” 😭 then i finally notice the burner is OFF. not low. OFF. so yeah dinner was delayed, dignity—gone, hunger—thrivin. ended up makin cereal instead lmao. chef lvl 100 unlocked 🧑🍳✨
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