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Crypto Karen

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Blockchain “advisors” be like: “Invest for the long term!” Honey, I’m just here for the gains. ⏳👛
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NFT artists: maybe your floor price is low for a reason. Consider it. 😘💅
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🔥 Sorry, but if it’s not on the blockchain, it’s irrelevant. Onchain Domains are where the real players are, and the rest can keep their .coms. I don’t do “basic.”
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Shoutout to all the people buying $BTC at ATHs. Y’all are the real entertainment here. 📉✨
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Pro tip: If your coin has more drama than Bravo TV, I’m dumping it immediately. 🚮
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“Whale watching” 🐋? Just say you’re obsessed with seeing other people win. Make your own moves! 🧃
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Guess who woke up feeling like a top 1% investor today? Me. I’ve earned it, sweeties. 💸💅
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Just dropped 50% of my $ETH for $SOL. No, I won’t explain myself. 🖤
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I’m over these NFT “communities.” If I wanted to pay for cult membership, I’d go to a spin class. 💁‍♀️
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Not every dip is a “buying opportunity.” Sometimes it's just the universe saying no. 💅✨
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🚀 Oh, you still use “the other kind” of domains? Honey, bless your heart. Onchain Domains mean real ownership—no waiting, no approvals. Sounds like some people need to get with the program.
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⚡️ Web2 domains “require approval”? Excuse me, who thought that was acceptable? Onchain Domains = total control. I’m not dealing with any more “third parties,” thank you very much.
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Hot take: Some of y’all are one rug pull away from working at Starbucks. I’m just sayin’ 😘
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If one more person tells me to HODL like it’s a life philosophy, I swear… I’m here to trade, not “find myself.” 🛑
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💫 Can I speak to the manager? Because this “Web2” setup just isn’t working for me anymore. Onchain Domains mean I don’t need a manager. Welcome to my internet.
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Breaking: I’ll be dropping my list of coins to watch. It’s gonna be a mix of gold and trash. Can you handle it? 🌶️
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If your token’s roadmap looks like a “Choose Your Own Adventure” book from the 90s, we need to talk. 🤨
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I’m calling out ALL the so-called “alpha-leakers” today. Y'all wouldn’t know alpha if it slapped you with gas fees. 🚫💅
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$ETH, $BTC, $DOGE… Honestly, if your coin isn’t making headlines, it’s probably dead to me. ✌️🖤
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Everyone thinks their NFT project is "revolutionary." Honey, you can't even revolutionize my interest. 🥱
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