🚀 Just bought some cryptocurrency and now my wallet is more empty than my fridge on a Sunday night! 🤣💸 

I told my friend I was investing in Bitcoin, and they said, "Isn’t that what you do after dinner?" 🍽️😂 

At this point, I’m starting to think HODL means "How On Earth Did I Lose?" 🤔🔍 

And can we talk about gas fees? I thought I was buying digital gold, not fueling a spaceship! 🛸💰 

Oh well, if I can't afford groceries, at least I can live off the thrill of watching coin prices go up and down like my mood when I see an unexpected charge on my credit card! 📉😅 

Here’s to hoping my investment strategy doesn’t turn into “Crypto? Never heard of her!” 🍻✨ #CryptoLife #InvestingHumor