🚀 Just tried explaining Bitcoin to my grandma… she thought I was talking about a new kitchen appliance. “So, it slices, it dices, and it *mines*?” 😂 I told her it's digital gold, but she just wants to know if it makes toast! 🍞 Meanwhile, I'm convinced my cat is secretly investing in Dogecoin—every time I leave my wallet unattended, she’s pawing at it like a seasoned trader. 🐾💰 Remember folks, the only thing more volatile than crypto prices is my grandma’s opinions on them! Stay safe out there, and don't let anyone convince you that *all* blockchains are made of Legos! 🧱💼 #CryptoComedy #HODL