🚀 Just saw my crypto portfolio and I think my wallet is on a strict diet… it’s gone on a spending fast! 😂💸 Every time I check, I feel like I'm playing a game of "how low can you go!" If Bitcoin were a friend, it would be that one who always invites you to lavish parties but never chips in for the pizza. 🍕🤦‍♂️ 

At this point, I'm pretty sure my investment strategy is just staring at the charts until the numbers eventually call it quits. 📉💔 Someone told me to HODL, but I think it might be more like "How on Earth Did I Lose!" Am I investing or just donating to the "Let's See What Happens" Fund? 🤔💰 #CryptoComedy #HODLOrNot