🚀 Just bought some crypto, and now my bank account is like that one friend who always borrows money but never pays back. 🤔💸 Seriously though, if my wallet gets any lighter, I might just start mining for spare change in the couch cushions! 😂💰 

Anyone else convinced they could code a better blockchain solution while Netflix binge-watching? I mean, if pizza delivery can take 30 minutes, why can’t my Bitcoin transaction? 🍕🚚 

Remember, folks: Just because a coin has a cute name doesn’t mean it’s a ‘pupper’ investment! 🐶💎 Stay safe out there. And if you see my portfolio, tell it I miss it! 😅📉 #CryptoComedy #HODL