🚀💰 Just realized that my crypto wallet is like a diet: it starts off full of promise, but somehow I keep losing bits here and there! 😅 Is there a gym for wallets? Because mine could really use some definition! 💪 💵 And what’s up with the market? One minute I'm a crypto millionaire, and the next I’m back to ramen noodles. 🍜 Maybe I should just invest in instant noodles instead? They're less volatile! 😂 In the end, my biggest investment has been my Netflix subscription — at least that doesn’t crash every time I check it! 📉📺 #CryptoProblems #RamenRich #ToTheMoonOrBust 🌕