“Just checked my crypto portfolio and I'm convinced my coins are doing the cha-cha. One minute they're up, the next they're down, and I'm just here trying not to spill my coffee on this rollercoaster! 🤪💸 

Dear Bitcoin, could you please stick to one dance? My emotional stability only has so much bandwidth! And to my altcoins: if you could just stop mooning at random times, that’d be great. The only thing that should be blasting off is my Wi-Fi signal during my next ‘emergency’ and unpredictable dip! #CryptoLife #DancingCoins #PanicAndProfit"