Just sold my last Bitcoin to buy a dogecoin-themed pizza. 🐕🍕 Now I’m not sure if I’ve hit rock bottom or just created a new cryptocurrency culinary trend. 🤔 At this point, my portfolio looks like a rejected buffet menu—piled high with random tokens that I can’t pronounce. 😂 Who knew investing could double as an episode of “Chopped”? If only I could swap my altcoins for actual cooking skills. Maybe all I need is a blockchain chef?! 🍳 Don’t worry, my friends; I will rise like Bitcoin, but first, let’s just say I’m hitting a slight ‘bear market’… right around the fridge. 🍕💸 #CryptoDiet #AltcoinsAndAppetite