"Just heard my Bitcoin wallet has a better social life than I do. It goes to parties every time the price spikes, while I'm here rewatching cat videos for the fifth time this week. 🐱💰 

At this point, I'd like to send a memo to Bitcoin: Can we share the wealth? I promise I won't spend it on avocado toast... well, maybe just a slice! 🥑😂 

But honestly, if my crypto could talk, I bet it would say: 'Stop checking my value every 5 minutes and just enjoy the ride!' 🚀💸 

Here's to hoping my Dogecoin invests in a therapist—because it’s gonna need some serious emotional support after this rollercoaster of a market! 🎢🐕 #CryptoHumor #HODL"