1/Yo,comrades! Got a killer thread for y'all to introduce myself and spill my story to the twi fam. Don't care 'bout my birthplace, current hood, or even my real name. I just wanna drop a quick fire version of my epic journey, hooking you with my humble vibes. Let's dive in, fam!

King Arthur came a lot, didn't he? 

/crypto guy 
/came a lot 
/rising web3 youtube star 
/crypto should be free and anon

2/A few years back, I dipped from my village and landed in a massive city with basically zilch in my wallet. Blew it all on a one-month crib rental. All I got left is my trusty MacBook, my iPhone, and a burning hunger to make it big in this new turf.

3/That month was lit as I explored the new city and leveled up my lifestyle. But damn, I splurged all my cash and at that point, my income was a big fat zero. I was straight up broke, couldn't even afford a decent meal, let alone the rent. Talk about a struggle, fam.

5/ Can you believe it? Another month flew by, and guess what? Nada, zilch, zero progress. I'm straight-up broke and gotta bounce from my crib. Man, this is the worst-case scenario—I'm out here on the streets with just my bag and not a single penny to my name.

6/ Trust me, peeps, don't even think 'bout trying this mess. It's a one-way ticket to struggle central. Alright, fam, what's the move now? I could bounce back to the village and shack up with my parents, where I'll at least have a roof over my head and some grub on the table.

7/ But let's be real here—that's the loser's way out. I ain't about that life, man. I may be down on my luck, but I ain't gonna label myself a loser. Nah, I'll take the "idiot" tag any day over giving up.

8/Check it out—I'm straight-up living that street life, no jokes. I crashed at train stations,chilled on park benches, and wandered the city day and night, armed with just my trusty iPhone and power bank.I was on a mission,searching high and low for a way to fix my messed-up life

9/After roughly two months of hustling on the streets, I finally stumbled upon a game-changing solution. So, peep this—I met this one dude who hooked me up with another cat in need of some mobile app development.

10/And boom, there it was, my breakthrough moment. I straight-up approached him and asked for a small prepayment, and guess what? Homeboy said, "Alright." Those 500 bucks, fam, they saved my sorry ass.

11/ I scored myself a sweet crib once again and copped a vintage 2010 white MacBook to get my grind on. That's when my new life began, no doubt. Sure, I messed up a few more times along the way, but yo, I never had to sleep rough on those streets again. Lesson learned.

12/ That was just a quick glimpse into my wild journey, leaving out a ton of juicy details. But let's fast forward to the present, shall we? So, what's the plan now? Imma kickstart my Twitter and YouTube channel, all about that crypto life.

13/ I made a solid 30K in 2021, playing the game with SafeStar shitcoin—I know what's up. It's time to go public, y'all. Follow me on this wild ride, and trust me, you won't regret it. We're heading straight into the future, baby!

4/So, what's the move, right? I ended up selling my iPhone 6s and copped an iPhone 5 just to scrape by for some grub. But yo, here's the dumbest part: I sold my MacBook, the only thing I had to hustle for some cash. That dough covered me for another month, but now I'm stuck