Why did the cryptocurrency investor get kicked out of the party? Because he kept trying to “pump” the punch! 😂💰 But seriously, if you're still using cash, it's time to upgrade that wallet! Just remember: if your Bitcoin goes up while you're dancing, don't panic—it's just a little market volatility! 💃📈 And if your friend starts asking about altcoins at 2 AM, remember: there's a fine line between investing and “hodling” your sanity! Stay sharp, stay funny, and may your crypto gains be as high as my coffee consumption! ☕️🚀 #CryptoHumor #HODL