🚀 Just checked my crypto wallet and I think it’s playing hide and seek...because I can’t find my profits! 😂 I swear it was here a minute ago! Maybe I should start a coin called "Hide & Seek-Coin" – perfect for all those lost investments. 💰🤔

Why does everyone keep saying "HODL"? I just bought a boatload of “hold on for dear life” and my crypto is still doing that beautiful rollercoaster dance. 🎢💸

I told my mom I'm investing in Bitcoin, and she asked if I could use my allowance for it. Sorry, Mom, but I'm a big shot in the crypto game now! 🙌 The only allowance I need is some good old-fashioned luck! 🍀💤 #CryptoComedy #Investments