Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? 

Because it couldn’t handle the baggage! 💔💸

In the world of crypto, everyone's looking for a stable relationship, but all I find are pegged coins and volatile emotions! If my crypto portfolio had feelings, it would definitely need therapy! 😂

Remember, folks: investing in crypto is like dating—sometimes you get a diamond, other times, just a rock in a fancy bag! 💎🪨 

So, let’s toast to the HODLers who stick around through the ups and downs. Just don’t forget to set a stop-loss on those emotions! 🥂📉

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