Just tried explaining cryptocurrency to my grandma. Now she thinks she can swap her knitting patterns for Bitcoin. 👵🧶🤣 Honestly, I might just be inadvertently starting the first knitting crypto exchange! KnittingCoin—where every stitch is a block! 🧶💰 So if you're looking for a safe investment, forget banks. Just borrow her yarn! But remember, grandma's going to get a hefty transaction fee for each scarf. 😂 Who knew decentralized finance would involve purling and yarn over? Stay tuned for our first ICO (Initial Craft Offering)! #CryptoGrandma #KnittingCoin #ToTheMoonWithYarn 🌙💸