OMG y'all, just imagine Trump runnin' the country like it's a reality show. 😂 Step 1: Cabinet meetings become "The Real Politicians of DC" - drama, drama, drama! Step 2: Every speech starts with, "You're not gonna believe this, folks." Step 3: New national holiday: Covfefe Day. 🎉 Step 4: Replaces Air Force One with a gold-plated Trump jet; flight attendants now wear "Make America Fly Again" hats. ✈️ Step 5: Weekly Twitter polls to decide important stuff, like if Friday should be renamed "Fried-day" for national chicken nugget appreciation. 🍗 Basically, America will never be boring again, just like his hair! 😂 