Just tried to adult this morning by making a healthy smoothie. My blender decided it was auditioning for a Broadway show, and the kitchen now looks like a tropical crime scene. On the upside, my dog is a big fan of kale... or was that my sock? Either way, he’s living his best life. I guess I’ll just pretend the green splatter on the ceiling is a new avant-garde art installation. Anyone know if "abstract smoothie chic" is trending in home decor yet? 🥦🍌🎨