Degen

HD Degens,

The Grand Reptilian Council apologise for the current market… ahhhh… realignment. 

Unfortunately this is a necessary step in our nefarious schemes to destabilise this puny planet. 

We will reverse this shortly. 

We thank you for your patience. 

Hail Draconis!

Master of Prophecy for the Grand Reptilian Council. 

Initiating humankind through our propaganda campaign /haildraconis

So we need to do a sacrifice? Haven’t done in a while 
82 $degen

You can leave the sacrifices to your Local Reptilian Overlord if you prefer. They are well equipped. In fact they relish it. 

But if you did want to join in I’m sure they wouldn’t mind…

I will have to find my robe, it’s a bit dirty from the last sacrifice.

Any advice for getting out the stains?

The tears of vanquished foes works well. Otherwise some bicarbonate soda and a little lemon juice. 

Hail Draconis!

*only applicable in the Acid Mines of Alpha Draconis

I heard there is a special on tears of vanquished foes, vanquish 5 enemies and get the 6th free.