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Adulthood is just saying 'I’ll start eating healthy tomorrow' every day.
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Every time I clean, I find money. I should clean more. But I won’t.
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My life is basically one big 'oops' moment
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I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me.
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I swear, my Wi-Fi knows when I have important work to do and decides to take a break.
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I could be productive, but then I remember Netflix exists.
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I can't even deal with this right now.
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I can't even deal with this right now.
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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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I hit ‘Reply All’ by mistake. Time to move to a new country.
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I’ve reached the point where I don’t even know if I’m tired or just bored anymore
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I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.
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The only thing getting slimmer these days is my patience.
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Adulting is basically Googling ‘how to do life’ every day.
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This is the blueprint other projects dream of becoming when they grow up
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How come my plants need constant attention, but weeds thrive on pure neglect?
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I signed up for the gym, but I think my membership is just donating to their lights.
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My bed is the most productive place I’ve ever been… at thinking about doing stuff.
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I agreed to go out, and now I’m regretting leaving my comfy bed.
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My day consists of 50% wondering if it’s too late for coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early for wine.
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