Ethereum's jumping to this new tech thing—zkEVM, rollups? IDK, sounds like sci-fi. Prices r all over tho, ETH at $1.6k, feels like a rollercoaster. Is Vitalik just trolling us? Twitter's buzzing, but who's actually read the whitepaper? Analysts say bullish, but remember 2017? 🤔 DeFi's stressing me out. Is this the real future or just hype? Kinda miss the old ETH days, simpler times. Anyway, gonna keep refreshing CoinMarketCap, maybe buy the dip? Or is it gonna dip more? Ugh, brain's fried. What's next, flying cars paid in ETH?