Scrolling through Twitter, trying to make sense of Ilon Musk's latest crypto shenanigans. He tweets, markets move—like, are we still doing this in 2023? Bitcoin's hovering around $30k, but nobody’s talking about the $DOGE pump from last night, probably cuz everyone's eyes are on SpaceX's new launch schedule. But what about Tesla's exposure to BTC? Some analysts say it's risky, others think it's genius—who to believe? Meanwhile, a random post claims Ilon's been hinting at a new token, but feels like a stretch. Are we just chasing shadows at this point? Can't help but wonder if the hype will ever match the reality. Then again, maybe that's the whole point.