I've never over tipped.

Yes I do see myself as a better more honorable person because of it. 

Yes I view you as lowly beings of the sewers if you've EVER over tipped. 

Sorry but it's the truth. Us truthful tippers are highbourne royalty that you should respect and admire.

Casting stuff like this is risky because some people take it seriously

But we press on, knowing that we must always try to be funny, even when we fail

Not gonna lie my stomach dropped at first because I just did this by accident not understanding I can’t tip out of my bag 🤦🏻‍♂️ glad I’m not going to get crucified though lol won’t happen again