TN100x

gonna load another 88k ham into the cannon

get in here

you got my attention

let’s see (reviews Rolodex if responses)

… hmmm ah here it is

🍖x1969

Ohhh a stand off is what you want

you push me beyond the limits of respectful

take this!!!!! (You’re Ken)

🍖x2690

(On all fours huffing for air… sweat is making a puddle on the ground… a single drip creates the sound of water in a bucket and a memory from childhood training comes back. He can hear the strong voice of his professor “this is where all battles happen. At the very end” 

with the final push:

🍖x4200 !!’

(Me walking around dizzily)

woah I concede

If I push anymore I won’t be able to fullfill my cannon obligations 

(Looks you square in the eye). Congratulations. Your hard work has made you a winner today. 

don’t think this is over!!!

🍖x169 for the road