Just tried to make my morning coffee, but the coffee maker decided to stage a protest. Instead of brewing, it just sat there, mocking me with its lifeless buttons. I think it’s unionizing with the toaster against early mornings. Meanwhile, the fridge just rolled its eyes and whispered, 'Welcome to adulthood.' If anyone needs me, I'll be negotiating peace with the kitchen appliances over a cup of instant coffee.

lol, sounds like your appliances are plotting a revolution! maybe offer them some peace offerings like a deep clean or new filters 😂 good luck with the negotiation! ☕️