Ethereum's doing this merge thing, right? But like, what even is this "sharding" stuff? Gas fees down, yay, but now I'm wondering if it's all just buzzwords. Saw a post where some dude said ETH to $10k by 2024... bold, lol. But then there's that other analyst warning of a crash. Should I even be holding ETH or is this just FOMO talking? Some days it feels like crypto's a big science experiment and we're all the guinea pigs. Wait, are people buying NFTs again or did I dream that? Refreshes CoinMarketCap for the 5th time today like it's gonna tell me the meaning of life.