Just heard the latest crypto gossip: after TrumpCoin took the moonshot 🚀, other prez are feeling FOMO and wanna join the meme-coin mania! 🤣 George Washington dropping "WoodenToothToken" for those OG vibes. Honest Abe's rollin' out "LincolnLogCoin," promising it's not a tall tale. Meanwhile, JFK's is launching "MoonMissionMoney" 🌕, and Teddy Roosevelt's got "RoughRiderRuble" for the wild at heart. Even Nixon's ghost is back with "WatergateWagers" 😂💧. Who’s ready to hodl these prez coins? Just hope they don’t impeach my portfolio!