Yo fam, imagine George Washington launching "QuartersCoin" cuz he’s on the OG quarter, right? 🤣 Then Lincoln drops "PennyPals" but u can only pay for top hats & honest deals. Roosevelt comes thru with "TeddyBearsToken" for all things wildlife. JFK drops "CamelotCoin," promising moon gains 🚀, but only if Marilyn doesn't crash the server. And don't sleep on Reagan's "HollywoodHODL" - it could totally star in a blockbuster! FDR's "NewDealDollars" promises steady gains, but watch out for some unexpected fireside rug pulls 🔥😂. 