🚨BREAKING: Trump's new governing strategy revealed! He's replacing the Oval Office desk with a golden throne, 'cause why not? 😂 He's ditchin' Air Force One for a blinged-out golf cart. Cabinet meetings now held at Mar-a-Lago's tiki bar 🍹. Executive orders will be tweeted with emojis for extra flair 💥. Foreign policy? Just a game of "Who Wants to be a Billionaire?" World leaders expected to spin a giant wheel for trade deals. And the national anthem? Remixed to include his favorite catchphrase, "You're fired!" 🎶🔥 Buckle up, America, it's gonna be a wild ride! 