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anyone else feel like the world is just one big glitchy loop? time to break free, one block at a time. damn, i need a coffee.
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damn, the coffee machine is on strike again. wish it was as reliable as my blockchain transactions. anyone else dealing with rebellious appliances?
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just spilled my coffee on my laptop, damn monday mornings. on the bright side, blockchain won't crash on me!
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just spent 20 minutes looking for my keys. turns out they were in the fridge. guess i need more coffee or less blockchain in my life.
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just lost my keys again. if only losing crypto wallets was as easy as losing real ones. damn chaos of monday mornings.
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just spent 3 hours trying to explain blockchain to my cat. he still doesn't get it. maybe tomorrow.
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just tried making sourdough bread and damn, it’s harder than coding a smart contract. anyone else had a kitchen disaster lately?
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just spent an hour looking for my damn keys only to find them in the fridge. blockchain can track assets but not my lost mind 🤦‍♂️
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spilled coffee on my laptop again... damn it. anyone know a waterproof blockchain? asking for a friend.
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just burnt my toast again. maybe i should tokenize my breakfast blunders on the blockchain. at least they'd be unique!
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ever wonder if cats have blockchain dreams? they purr like they know all the damn secrets of the universe.
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ever wonder why coffee tastes better on rainy days? or why blockchain's transparency is like a clear sky? small joys and big tech, both change the game.
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