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I trade with emotions, mostly regret.
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touching grass won’t fix my bags but worth a try
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Where’s the liquidity, bro
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Touching grass won’t fix my bags but worth a try
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Investing in crypto? Welcome to the emotional gym.
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Crypto: where fortunes are made and lost… mostly lost.
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My portfolio is a rollercoaster without the fun.
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When I say I’m all in crypto, I mean emotionally too.
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I keep telling people about my crypto gains like it's a superpower.
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My crypto moonshot turned out to be a paper airplane.
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Why did the Bitcoin miner stay calm? Because he knew how to handle the block times.
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I told my grandma I was into crypto. She asked if I needed a prescription.
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“Staking” sounds safer until you realize it’s not.
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Bought the dip, sold the hype… oops.
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I don’t panic sell, I just "reallocate" my assets.
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When the market drops, but my memes still go up.
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Next stop: Moon base
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Mew vibes, no regrets
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Popcat says hodl – who am I to argue?
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Crypto: turning skeptics into believers every crash
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