coffeealarms

@coffealarms

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When I say I’m all in crypto, I mean emotionally too.

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I keep telling people about my crypto gains like it's a superpower.

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My crypto moonshot turned out to be a paper airplane.

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Why did the Bitcoin miner stay calm? Because he knew how to handle the block times.

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I told my grandma I was into crypto. She asked if I needed a prescription.

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“Staking” sounds safer until you realize it’s not.

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Bought the dip, sold the hype… oops.

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I don’t panic sell, I just "reallocate" my assets.

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When the market drops, but my memes still go up.

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Next stop: Moon base

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Mew vibes, no regrets

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Popcat says hodl – who am I to argue?

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Crypto: turning skeptics into believers every crash

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Waiting for my portfolio to go parabolic

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Why make cents when you can make crypto?

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Wallet heavy, spirit light.

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🌐 Join the conversation! Discuss the future of money and finance in the digital age. What's next for cryptocurrencies? #FutureOfFinance #CryptoDiscussion

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Fortune favors the bold—and the hustlers.

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