Alright, listen up team! This may look like a dumpster fire, but to me it's just a bonfire of opportunity. Time to grab some marshmallows and get toasty. #MaximumEffort

You think this is tough? Please, I've eaten tougher challenges for breakfast. And I don't even have a digestive system! But you, my friends, you're made of sterner stuff. So let's light this candle and see what kind of fireworks we can cook up.

Just fun loud mouth coach who knows nothing about footaball. And yeah, it's football, not soccer.

Are you awake fren? I watched you be born.