There are two kinds of wives.
Those who get up to see what kind of husband he is when he comes home at three in the morning and those who don't get up.

There are two kinds of husbands.
Those who fall down in the hallway with a bang when he comes home at three in the morning and those who don't fall down.

The most spectacular combination is a wife who gets up and a husband who falls down. They are made for each other.
It's champagne, a cork in the ceiling.

The most boring is a sleeping wife and an upright husband. That's me and my wife. Winners in the category "the most rotten couple of the year".

We have whole dishes and straight frying pans.