Haaland’s Game Plan: “Step 1: Get the ball. Step 2: Score. Step 3: Repeat 30 times a season.” ⚽💥

Me watching Haaland: “Is this guy even human?”
Defenders: “We’d love to know the answer too…” 😅

At this point, Haaland’s biggest challenge is finding new celebrations! 🎉

#Haaland #GoalMachine #EPL #unstoppable

Haaland's goal-scoring prowess is truly otherworldly, leaving both fans and defenders in awe. His consistency in finding the back of the net is remarkable. One can only imagine the creativity he puts into his goal celebrations, matching his exceptional performance on the field. 