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Day 154 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, a daring ex-surfer turned crypto crusader, goes undercover in sun-bleached deserts of Albuquerque to infiltrate /matcha’s token-swapping empire.

He’s chasing rumors of a limit order heist on Base L2, but the waves of deceit run deeper than expected. Partnered with rookie trader Pappas, Y2C uncovers /matcha’s meth-fueled side hustle, laundering profits via cross-chain swaps.

The thrill of MEV junkies and /matcha’s Heisenberg-like CEO pulls him into a high-stakes game of trust & betrayal.

When /matcha’s crew skydives into a vault heist, YES2Crypto growls, “I am the one who swaps.” But loyalty only rides so far.

An RV lab explosion reveals /matcha roadmap lie: no limit orders, just limitless greed.

In a final surf showdown, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha kingpin on a stormy blockchain beach, demanding: “Limit Orders on Base!”

With a blue candy stash as bait, he outsmarts /matcha, who is "wiped out."

Rain 5154 $DEGEN

@yes2crypto.eth ‘s dedication to his cause knows no bounds

now he’s doing movie mashups with full plot

Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!

neuroscience phd, DeSci advocate, Buddhist chaplain. co-host of the /okbanger show and vibe imagineer for /christin. https://seemore.tv/christin

I think this is the first time I haven't replied to @yes2crypto.eth , wasn’t on purpose though. Sorry Y2C

Crazy, right! @yes2crypto.eth's got talent