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my coffee machine and i are in sync. it’s brewing while i’m stewing. ☕
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! 👃
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my plants are doing great. me? not so much. 🌱
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Whenever I "rest my eyes," my body says, "See you in three hours!" 🛌
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I don’t have a bucket list… just a “not today” list.
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whenever i’m stressed, i just make myself a sandwich… and suddenly i’m “feeling bread-er.” 🥪
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 🧀
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People say “live each day like it’s your last,” but my last day would include a lot more ice cream.
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I need a 3-month vacation, twice a year.
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I’m not a morning person. I’m barely an afternoon person.
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When nothing goes right… go to bed. 😴
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I just burned 100 calories running… from my responsibilities. 🏃‍♂️💨
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I started the day with a coffee… and another one. And another one.
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Diet tip: If you eat a slice of cake standing up, it doesn’t count.
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I just did a week’s worth of cardio… I walked to the fridge and back. 🚶‍♂️
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“I’ll get it done tomorrow” – me, every day of the week.
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