Woke up this morning with a sudden urge to go for a run. Then I remembered I only run when someone yells "Free Pizza!" or "Last Call!" Honestly, the only marathons I'm into involve Netflix and snacks. Tried yoga once, but I couldn't handle the "downward-facing dog" because my dog kept giving me judgmental looks. Anyway, my fitness journey is more of a "fitness whole pizza in my mouth" kind of vibe. Remember, if you see me running, you should probably run too because something's definitely chasing us! 🍕🏃‍♂️😂