Ethereum's switching to some new tech rn and I'm like 🤔 what even is this? Heard someone say zk-rollups are the next big thing—sounds like a snack? Also, ETH's at $1,800, but remember when it almost hit $5k?? Crazy. Crypto Twitter is buzzing, but half of 'em sound like they’re speaking alien. Some analysts are hyped, others say it's just a fancy upgrade. I read a thread that said Vitalik has dreams of Ethereum 3.0—like, dude, we're not even fully on 2.0 yet. Are we ever gonna catch a break? Btw did anyone else see that meme about ETH being the tortoise in the crypto race? 😂 Just trying to make sense of it all while my coffee gets cold.