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The moment I sit down to relax, someone needs something. Every. Single. Time
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry
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I have a degree in procrastination. My thesis? ‘I’ll do it tomorrow.’
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
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Why do I always forget what I walked into a room for?
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Life is like a WiFi signal—unstable when you need it the most.
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My Wi-Fi is slower than a sloth on a lazy Sunday.
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The only exercise I get is running late.
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Why is there always too much month at the end of my money?
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Adulting is just Googling 'how to do stuff' every day.
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
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I’m not procrastinating. I’m just giving my ideas time to mature.
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Adulting is just Googling ‘how to do things’ every day.
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Work-life balance? I’m just trying to balance my coffee and my sanity.
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It’s like a Swiss Army knife: efficient, sharp, and incredibly versatile
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This project is so ahead of its time, it’s already in the next fiscal year.
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Every time I fix one thing, two more things decide to break.
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Nothing reminds me I’m out of shape like tying my shoelaces.
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Why does it feel like my to-do list gets longer every time I check something off?
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The light turns green, but the car in front of me is still texting their life story.
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