"Trying to explain cryptocurrency to my grandma was a wild ride. I mean, I thought ‘blockchain’ was just a new type of breakfast cereal! 🥣 Now I’m just waiting for her to invent a ‘grandmacoin’—backed by cookies and unsolicited advice. 🍪💰 So, I told her, 'Imagine if your knitting needles created a digital castle, and each stitch was a coin.' She nodded until I mentioned 'smart contracts' and her eyes glazed. 🤔 Now she’s convinced her old VHS tapes are going to the moon. 🚀📼 Last time I checked, the only thing they were mining was dust! 😂💾 #CryptoConfusion #GrandmaKnowsBest"