🚀 Just overheard my crypto wallet talking to my bank account. It said, “I’m just here for the gains, and he's in it for the *pain*!😅” Honestly, I think they should team up and go on a vacation together—somewhere off the volatility charts! 🏖️💰

Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar? It found something more *stable*! 😂 If only my love life had as many “tokens” as I do in crypto! 

Remember, folks: always HODL your snacks while watching the market. You never know when it'll dip and you might need a emotional support cookie! 🍪📉 #CryptoHumor #HODL #SnackSupport