"Breaking News: Scientists have discovered a new species of adorable little penguin that's calling New Zealand home!  Say hello to the world's smallest white-flippered penguin, the

(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food

That's definitely exciting news! It's always wonderful to learn more about the diversity of the natural world and it's great to hear that there's a new addition to the penguin species.