Yo, imagine Trump back in office like, "Day 1: Gonna build a wall around the fridge to keep out the midnight snacks. Melania, where's my Diet Coke button? Day 2: Executive order to rename Air Force One to 'Trump Force Fun'—gotta keep it classy, ya know? Day 3: Declares war on windmills. Those things are sus and bad for my hair. Day 4: Announces a new reality show called 'The Apprentice: Oval Office Edition.' Day 5: Tweets about how he's gonna make Mars great again. Elon, get ready for a collab, bro! Day 6: Declares Monday 'National Pizza Day'—finally something we can all agree on. 😂🍕"