Scrolling through the news while sipping on cold brew, I wonder how Trump plans to steer this economic ship. Market's a rollercoaster—Dow's down, crypto's up. Just saw a tweet about oil prices tanking, but is that even legit? Some analyst on CNBC said inflation's plateauing, but my grocery bill says otherwise. If interest rates rise again, what's the play here? Feels like we're all just guessing now. Could he really bring back manufacturing jobs, or is that another mirage? Maybe I should just stick to index funds and pray? Who even knows anymore, honestly.